im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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