i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
barbara walters just said penis...
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
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