Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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