okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
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