Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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