hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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