I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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