He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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