I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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