I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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