even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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