So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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