Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
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