As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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