I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
not ubering you a puppy
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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