he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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