is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
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