Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
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