I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
