Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
high people should be assigned attendants
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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