i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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