I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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