Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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