My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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