In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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