Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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