did you get engaged???
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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