Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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