Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
Randomize
