How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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