she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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