break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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