We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
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