Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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