physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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