just come out here and I will go home with you...
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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