Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
What a fucking waste of an outfit
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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