brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
My life is pants optional.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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