Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
Randomize
