YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
