How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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