i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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