is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
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