Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
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