thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
how drunk are you?
Several
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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