the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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