are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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