is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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