Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
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