since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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