I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Randomize
