nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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Never joke about your clitoris.
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