Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
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