I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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