ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
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