You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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